Idiot Drivers

Did you know it's illegal to not slow down while driving through puddles when there is somebody walking down the sidewalk? Well, the shithead who drove like a maniac through the puddle and covered me in dirty slush from head to toe obviously didn't know. Or maybe he did know, and that is why he continued to drive as fast as he was so I would be unable to get his license plate number. Jerk. It made my day, actually. It added to my already fantastic day. There couldn't have been a better way to end my Friday. Idiot.

Speaking of idiots.... you have to read this article that was in the LeaderPost yesterday.

Driver denies being drunk, blames unicorn Associated Press Published: Thursday, March 15, 2007
BILLINGS, Mont. (AP)
A Montana man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post -- it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip Holliday initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene a unicorn was driving, she said. Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving. A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, court documents said. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and hit a light pole. Nobody was hurt. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000.

C'mon... a unicorn? He could have at least come up with something legitimate being behind the wheel. Like a one-eyed lion or a legless elephant. A unicorn? Everybody knows there isn't such a thing.